Sorry tumblr, I needed to show the zip to a girl and you’re just so convenient
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Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
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Riding an ostrich like a fucking Chocobo.
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
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Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
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Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
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Me:
We cool?
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Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
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Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
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Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
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Me:
So...can I get out now?
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Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
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Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
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Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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